If men got pregnant..

 Maternity leave would last two years… With full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.pregnant-man

 Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

 Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.

 All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world!!

 

Got this as an email,maybe there is pun intented,or it maybe be a wish 🙂

Seriously,I hate the thought of men bearing babies,eeew..I pray it never happens[nor do they want it to happen,lol ]

Picture courtesy : http://sycologist.blogspot.com/2008/06/thomas-beatie-worlds-first-pregnant-man.html [the link has full story of the world’s first pregnant MAN!! ]

 

p.s: Would like to hear if men would like to get pregnant..There is no pressure to answer,you can just comment the way you like as  usual  🙂

 

 

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I have decided to support my fellow bloggers in a few causes.

 

Bloggers against Plagiarism

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No Gender Inequality

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 Say no to Criminals in Politics

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No domestic abuse

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  1. LOL….. tooo goood !!!

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    🙂 -Nimmy

  2. 🙂 LOL…….
    good one…..

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    🙂 -Nimmy

    • Solilo
    • February 11th, 2009

    Nimmy, Two months back on Barbara Walters there was a pregnant man and I thought I have seen it all.

    When I followed the whole show that guy was revealed as a girl once who is a lesbian so she goes for sex change surgery and also gets regular doses of male hormones. So now ‘she’ has beard and moustache and a He.

    Then they felt like having children of their own. So they go for IVF and delivers a child naturally with that beard and moustache on face. (I really didn’t get the part of sex change operation and then reversing it for child birth)

    It all seems so complicated not to mention weird.

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    lol..Yeah weird..I read on this man/woman..She underwent sex change,but retained female internal organs like uterus..Now the wife IVF -ed ‘husband’.. Will share more later..pls check your email-Nimmy

  3. Liked it!

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    🙂 -Nimmy

    • Chirag
    • February 11th, 2009

    Ha ha ha….. getting back now!!!

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    🙂 -Nimmy

  4. LOL!
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    🙂 -Nimmy

  5. The story is deceiving. The “man” was never actually a man. The person still had a vagina but simply grew facial hair and dressed like a man. Hair and clothes don’t make you a man. So as far as I know, no man has yet to have a baby.

    Seriously, the woman gave birth to the baby vaginally so I don’t get how this story has become so popular. There was no man involved!

    Nice post though:) hehe

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    HI Pastel,welcome 🙂 Yeah,I read on the story of that wo/man.lol.some people are weird…Do come again -Nimmy

  6. As admin of YouthUnite I request you to please hyperlink the bloggers against plagiarism so that people can see what is it about 🙂 thanks !

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    Of course i will link Reema..I thought of doing so when i put up the logo on sidebar.Actually,i just saw this on IHM’s and Solilo’s blog.Is it ok if i link to them?Please guide,any link of youthunite..-Nimmy

  7. Are you kidding me? This is like nightmare !!!!

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    :)..lol…nightmare..lol..-Nimmy

  8. Yeah, I would like to get pregnant. I’ve always envied girls who get paid leave for delivery!! I would love to have an all paid vacation? 🙂

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    ha ha,,lol…You think women are having fun during those vacatiion days..lol..Yeah,of course,spending time with babay is fun,but its more kinda hetic and tiring..My advise to you ‘The grass is not greener on the other side”..lol..-Nimmy

  9. what an imagination!!!!
    Well, men would be raped too! 🙂

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    lol..your imagination reached there?????lol…
    loll,sorry i can’t stop laughing.. -Nimmy

  10. lol.. if that every happened… it wud make fr a very intersting world.. and gender equations wud change for sure!!

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    🙂 for sure dear..But as “Mumbai” said,it would be the same bcoz men will be women and women will be men..But again,if emotional traits remain,it would be really interesting 🙂 -Nimmy

  11. If Men got pregnant then they would be women and if women didnt then they would be men, so where does it leave us? back to square one

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    🙂 Yeah,I agree..But if men and women remain emotional as the way it is now,it may be a different scenarion -Nimmy

    • Dev
    • February 13th, 2009

    That was really funny. But you know what..I have a feeling that things will be much worse than what’s imagined above if men have to bear babies…lol

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    lol…. I agree..Men would be complaining about this and that eevry now and then..ooo pain here,itch there,baby doing this,baby moving here”..lol,you guys will be busy complaing over almost all things that women are expected to deal with-without any questions and objections 🙂 -Nimmy

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